can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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