I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I just blew my weed a kiss
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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