We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I can't turn off my feet"
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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