nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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