Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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