What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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