Wow word travels fast.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?