The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
21 Millennials Confess The Most Awkward Way Someone Has Tried Hitting On Them
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?