this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not