I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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