worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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