he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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