i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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