yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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