her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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