girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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