just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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