shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?