yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever