love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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