Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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