i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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