i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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