Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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