Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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