This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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