your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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