just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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