I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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