Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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