...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
