How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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