A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If I die, sorry about rent.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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