Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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