my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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