Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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