Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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