I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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