dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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