Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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