I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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