Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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