His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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