what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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