This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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