It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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