NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I got inside last night via doggy door
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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