Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.