Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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