i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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