So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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We have started to decorate penises.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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