he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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