READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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