plz talk dirty to me
her vagine was all disorganized.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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