Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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